This will now be a 2-part post since I've recently deleted an old website of mine and decided to combine the related pages before I start distributing the other articles amid multiple blogs, etc. But back to the subject at hand...
Part 1: 'Holier than Thou' Christians are Pathetic!
I'll make this a short entry in case, later on down the road, a bunch of "Holier than Thou" Christians decide to stampede towards this post and type me a bunch of fictitious stories filled with fairy tales and hogwash into the comment field, so I'd hate to take up too much space, ya know...
The reason I'm writing this post is because I got reminded the other day just how pathetic a self-righteous, self-proclaimed, "only I have the path to enlightenment" type of Christian is. You know, the kind that think they are the one who has found the universal needle in the galactic haystack and that they should pity you because you haven't been "saved" by Jesus even though this person who, for whatever reason, doesn't seem to have an authentic birth date. Ha-ha! How in the hell can you not have a known birth date while supposedly being so well known, performing miracles, walking on water, and so on? WTF?
Anyway, I'm not even going to bother pointing out obvious contradictions from the bi-polar ways of the Old & New Testament, as I'm just here to provide a quick blog post (with an enticing title) on the subject and perhaps we can argue later on. In fact, I occasionally splurge and go into other people's blogs or forums and debate, argue, use profanity, laugh at, mock, jeer, ridicule, and all that good, fun stuff; you name it... The bad part about that, there is usually a lot of censorship on those "Holier than Thou" websites, so I often end up on Atheist websites, blogs or pages, so there is a better chance at not getting deleted or censored. [I'll provide a good example, in a moment.]
Well, to make a long story short, the other day my girlfriend's mom (self-righteous Christian) decided to stick her nose in our relationship, and confronted me with this "I'm worried about your relationship with my daughter" crap. She was blaming me for stuff and telling me that my girlfriend was running from Jesus because of me. Oh really? I found that to be interesting, since I didn't know this guy has been chasing her! LOL!
Her mom nearly pissed me off a few times during our stupid conversation, and she finally realized that I wasn't falling for that "I feel so bad for the unsaved ones" horse shit! I told her that my religion wasn't in a book and that I have a "religion of self." Her and the religion she spewed outward, got in her car and drove off. People really need to mind their own business and quit trying to tell other people how to live their lives! Her mom also thought it was so evil and dark of me that I drink beer. Holy mythical Moses! Where is Dionysus the God of Wine when you need him? Look out now, I'm a wicked demon who drinks the boogy-boogyman beer! Oh, please!
I could include a lot more detail, but you don't want to hear about all of that drama. The point is, not all Christians are like this. Not every Christian walks around like their excrement doesn't stink. Thankfully, not everyone believes these pompous "Holier than Thou" bastards and doesn't fall for their baloney. Some of these super-Christians have their head stuck so far up their bunghole, they don't even realize that they have a mental disorder that leads to deception and the vulnerability therein! Some of these kooks are so gullible, they could be brainwashed to shove dull machetes up their own sphincter if they were promised an eternity in heaven! Ha-ha!
So, save your pity for all of the "unsaved" ones because y'all are so damn pathetic, it is actually funny!
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Part 2: Christian’s Version of “Hell” makes no sense!
For the most part, I usually steer clear from religious subjects on this blog, but it doesn’t hurt to throw in some random divine dung on occasions, right? Sort of like when I did the post a while back that was entitled “What in the Hell is Kabbalah?”
Anyway, I’m not into “organized” religions. At times, some of these “religions” seem to cause more harm than good, start wars, etc. The way I look at it: If you can find something good out of religions and it makes you a better person or helps you in whatever way with your own life, then that is great. BUT, if you find yourself frequently judging, soliciting, and trying to pervade other people’s life with your religious opinions, then maybe you need to re-evaluate your own belief system. Speaking of that, I did a religion-related post over at a myth & folklore blog a while back, and you can find it here with the title: ‘Holier than Thou’ Christians are Pathetic! [It is now Part 1 of this post, up above.]
Okay, now back to the original subject “Christian’s Version of ‘Hell’ makes no sense!”
Instead of going on and on about contradictions and the obvious unfair, unjust concepts of Hell, I’ll just keep it short and drop down a couple simple scenarios below. If there are any “Christians” out there who has an ultimate answer for this post, feel free to use the comment field to spread further enlightenment and all-knowing knowledge into the masses of “unsaved” ones that you supposed to pity ever-so dearly…
A typical Christian’s version of the ‘Hell’ Scenario gone wrong:
[Of course, I’m using fictional characters with no relation to any real-life events.]
Scenario #1 – Let's say a guy named Luke grew up with good raising. He was a spoiled little bastard that aways wanted the best of everything and always got what he wanted. Well, later on, he became bored with life. When he grew older, he started having fantasies that involved murdering people for fun. With lots of plotting and planning, he later went on to become a serial killer at age 30. This guy ended up killing 35 people over a period of 20 years before finally getting caught. In addition to that, he had a fetish for raping young girls. Now, he sits in prison for life, with no hope of ever getting out. Well, after he reached the age of 55, he starts to feel bad for what he has done, and starts getting into the beloved Christianity, and gets “saved” and blessed with eternal life because he “found Jesus” in prison.
Verdict: By Christian belief, this bad guy is not going to “Hell.”
Scenario #2 – Let's say a guy named John grew up living the tough life. He was a farmer, hunter, fisherman, and held a full-time job in the construction biz. He was married to a faithful, loving wife and had 5 kids to raise via lots of hard work. He kept food on the table, had excellent morals, and respected the individual. John loved the countryside and was very close to nature and wildlife and believed that we should treasure ever moment we have alive. Well, although John typically stayed out in the country most of the time when he was off, he would still get harassed by Bible-thumpers and Christians who kept trying to get him to go to their church. They would often ask him, “do you know if you’re going to heaven if you die? Have you accepted Jesus in your life?” John would normally look at them straight in the eye, spit on the ground, and tell them to go shove their religion up their bunghole. John once told a Christian who wanted a donation for their church, to go get a real job or ask their God for the money, and went on with his life. He said he wanted no part of something he can’t see, feel, or prove that exists and that he is a realist in the real world. He also asked a Christian one time, “why does Jesus, who was supposed to be so miraculous, not even have a known birthday?” He got no answer, and never seen the reason for church or religions.
Verdict: By Christian belief, this good guy is going to “Hell.”
Now, after reading those two scenarios, does the typical Christian’s version of Hell make any sense to you??? Just think, some preachers basically threaten people with an eternal blow torch while telling them they have a “free will.” That would also be similar to holding a “supposedly” loaded gun to a person’s head and saying, “hey, you are free to have an opinion about this matter, but I will kill you if you disagree with me, so you better just nod, accept, and give me your money.” Hmm, it makes no sense to me…… Well, unless you find justice in armed robbery using a fake gun. Ha-ha-ha!
Since Part 2 of this post was from another website of mine that I recently deleted, I shall include the tiny comment field that came with it, below:
Comment #1:
Alfonso says:
September 1, 2011 at 6:14 pm
Both of these guys, whether good or bad from Hitler to the Pope are sinners! If you commit one sin you will be found guilty and you will go to hell! Simple! Bible says everyone is a sinner, hence everyone is going to hell! But, through the Grace of Jesus a path to heaven is established! The first guy is a really evil man, but he changes his ways! Only the Lord knows if the change is for real or not! This is not for me to judge! I still wouldn’t trust him around my family! The second guy is a decent guy, but still a sinner! Hence, he is going to hell! Like the bible says ” All have sinned ” Jesus is the only way to heaven! Whether it makes sense to you are not it doesn’t matter! Those are His rules! In your home, if you do not like smokers to smoke in your home then that is your rule and I assume you will not let them into your home, same thing! Heaven is Jesus’s home, and he has setup his own rules for entry!
This makes perfect sense for me! Hope this helps! Take Care!
Comment #2:
Administrator (Me) says:
September 2, 2011 at 12:31 am
Hi, Alfonso…
Thanks for your comment and opinion, as I welcome any input about this subject.
You are definitely describing the Christian version of Hell and, although it may make sense to you, it still makes no sense to me. Then again, I don’t have my “religious blinders” on, either.
Maybe I can ask the aliens, if they ever return, a few of these questions.
Perhaps they can explain to us how and why they altered our DNA (if they actually did) from our prior Homo Erectus days to form the species known as the Homo Sapiens of today.
Were the Neanderthal people free from sin?
Did the Homo Erectus have a free ride to heaven?
Was the Cro-Magnum man truly wicked?
Maybe the Cavemen were good guys after all?
Is the Homo Sapiens the only species that Christians threaten with their Hell concepts?
Why does nobody know Jesus’ birthday?
So many questions with so little answers…
Thanks again for dropping by and commenting; have a great day! Cheers!
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You know, it has been a little over 2 years and 2 months since I wrote this "'Holier than Thou' Christians are Pathetic!" post, and it is yet to receive a single comment. Wow! Either a lot of people agree with this post, follow the provided links within it and go elsewhere or the ones who would normally disagree, just simply have not found it and/or not searching for such subjects online; ha!
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