Sunday, January 11, 2015

What is up with the Nibiru / Planet X Conspiracy Theories?

I've been hearing about this magical rogue planet for years and years. I think the conspiracy theories have peaked out during the last 10 years or so, but what gives? This mysterious planet that supposedly wreaks havoc on Earth every so many thousands of years, is really getting old. Astronomers reject the idea of Nibiru, and have made efforts to inform the public that there is no threat to Earth from "Planet X," as they point out that such an object so close to Earth would be easily visible to the naked eye. Regardless of that, online theories continue to spread like wildfire.

The photos of Planet X are ridiculous, as well, as these conspiracy nuts think that Nibiru is constantly hiding behind the sun. That isn't even possible, due to its supposed oblong-like elliptical orbit that flies around two suns - one being from a distant solar system or whatever. What? Did it get behind our sun and just stop during the last 10 years or more? LOL! A planet such as Nibiru would create noticeable effects in the orbits of the outer planets. Most photos showing "Nibiru" by the Sun are due to a damn lens flare, and they even go to the extremes of taking pictures through red-colored filters, as if that is an actuality that portrays real life. LMAO!

Is it really possible that hordes of galactic barbarians really inhabit Planet X / Nibiru while living on a diet of frozen doughnuts? Do they have bad intentions and/or hate the Earth people now? Are they actually just a bunch of space monkeys that ultimately altered our DNA from dumb to dumber? Ha-ha! I'm an actual extraterrestrial that used to live on a planet that orbited the dying star of Betelgeuse, so please take heed to anything I say of this nature. Nibiru consists of a bunch of wanna-be imbeciles, and their hopes of life via geothermal heating envies and/or "tries" to rival one of Jupiter's moons. Yeah, tell them to go to hell! Ha!

Side Note: Oh, in case you actually take this asinine Planet X conspiracy subject seriously, I will provide a couple resource links below, that relate to the "What's up with the nonsensical Nibiru?" gobbledygook:


* Scientists reject impending Nibiru-Earth collision (NASA weighs in on this hogwash)


* Nibiru Cataclysm  (Planet X Conspiracy Theories via nutjobs)

Image Credit: My own photo using the MS Paint Program.

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